幽默搞笑的自我介绍(300字)

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幽默搞笑的自我介绍

我貌赛潘安,义超关羽,智胜孔明,上知天文,下晓地理,出口成章,提笔成文,懂阴阳,测八卦,知奇门,晓遁甲的,大豪杰,大英雄,大剑客,大宗师,人称山崩地裂水倒流,赶浪无丝鬼见愁,前无古人,后无来者的,天下第一——“帅”呀~~是这段吧!

自己的主持人观点:电视是一扇窗,当你打开着扇窗时,你我之间就开始了真诚的交流,主持对我来说是一个无限广阔的魅力空间,我心甘愿为他付出,为他去奉献

赛前宣言:这次挑战主持人真可是对手如云,不管我今天的胜负如何,我都要把最好的一面展现给观众朋友

选手心语:我喜欢挑战自我,喜欢在强手之中找到自己的位置,如果胜利我会嫣然一笑,如果失败我会得到更大的动力,争取更大的成功.




第二篇:英文自我介绍 2500字

Good morning,So wonderful the day is .my name is Yuan Tingting. It’s really great honor for me to have the interview. Now, I’ll introduce myself briefly:26 years old. I was born in a beautiful seaside city YK of LN province. Last year, I graduated from BH University . I majored in Food Science and Engineering for 4 years and got my bechlor degree. Now I’m a postgraduate in SY university of technology majoring in the modern history of China from 1840 the Opium War. I changed my major from science to Art. I was asked why for many time? But I always ask myself “Why do I study ?” “To earn more money or for a satifactory job ?” To me , It’s important to be optimistic at any time in any place, and enjoy my life .and I believe history can make peopel wiser . Do you hear of something about Uncle Xi? He studied chemistry for his bechalor Degree but he studied Policies for his Master Degree . Just the same to me.

I got my certificated for CET-4.and national computer rank 2 for language C . And I’m proficient in Office Software .And I’d like to share my experiences and some sense on my blog.

Not only do I study hard but also I enjoy physical exercise, take swimming, DIY and take part-time jobs to colour my life. Such as teacher、waiter and tour guide. I’d like to share something about my guide experice with you : This summer vacation , when I enjoyed ourselves with my friends along the beach, a good idear occurred to me . For I’m familiar with my hometown and it’s so beautiful, why not introduce or show it to others? Then I sent some information on the Internet What surprised to me is that so many peopel call me for help. And I was busy with some preparetion. Such as communication with insurance company、restarant、or booking for hotels. Almost everything I do alone. And the biggest group is about 90 peopel. I got a great deal from this part-time job.

So i feel I’m good at organizing and communicating. I’m resposible, kind and warm-hearted. I even know all classmates’ birthday and I will give my best wishes to them on their birthday. I’m a little hummmous. But to tell you the truth: I’m afraid of insects.such as spider

As a postgraduate the really vital to me is to train myself and gain more social experices rather than to earn more money . I enjoy working with pepel with dreams like your company which can enrich my life. This is my dream.

Although I know my English is not the greatest one . I’ll try my best to study it ,and never say die.

By the way, welcome to my hometown . You’ll be entertain with my favorite crab.Thank you .

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